Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

clippy:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

me: yeah can i have a large iced coffee
barista: you......sure you want iced? its cold outside.
me: *leans in really close*
me: i feel nothing</p>

yxnnick:

to bae or not bae that’s the question

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